striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

(Source: au-xcourantx)

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

"What language is this?"
— My mother while listening to the 1975 (via t-he-1975)

jas0nwaterfalls:

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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me

ziallasylum:

let’s focus on dumb and even dumber

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preachvvifi:

eos is the best omg

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  1. Camera: Nikon D3000
  2. Aperture: f/2.5
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm